Hey there, Slack. This won’t be easy, but it’s for the best.
As you and I both know, things started out so wonderfully.
Me with my exploding inbox, you with your (very sexy) ambition to make email obsolete.
Only, I don’t know if we’re so good for each other, after all.
Or, more to the point, I don’t know if firing up a relationship with you ever really fixed what was broken in my other one to begin with.
Everyone knows email and I had our issues.
Email started as a frisky exploration into a whole new world and quickly escalated to a scale beyond anyone’s expectations.
Next thing I knew, email and I had not only put a ring on it, we’d bought a minivan and moved into a little place in the suburbs.